限速標誌

別提 E-mail 了

有一個人到微軟去找一份清潔工的工作，經過面試和實際操作後，人事部門告訴他被錄取了，向他索取 E-mail 以寄發錄取通知。他說：「我沒有電腦。」人事部門說，對於微軟來說，沒有 E-mail 的人等於不存在的人。

他很失望的離開微軟，口袋裡只剩十美元。他只好到便利商店去買十公斤的馬鈴薯，挨家挨戶轉手賣出，兩個鐘頭後，他賣光了，獲利百分之百。他又做了幾次生意，把本錢增加了一倍，他發現這樣可以賺錢養活自己。

於是，他認真地做起這類生意來，一些運氣加上努力，他的生意越做越大。五年內建立了一個很大的「挨家挨戶」的販售公司，他規劃未來，計畫買一份保險。

簽約時，業務員向他要 E-mail。他再次說：「我沒有電腦，更別提 E-mail 了。」業務員很驚訝：「您有這樣一個大公司，卻沒有 E-mail？如果你有電腦和E-mail，可以多做多少事！」

他說：「假如那樣的話，我現在只會是微軟的清潔工。」

So happy Together - The Turtles

The Turtles


好特別的動畫

Lyric:

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night,
Its only right, to think about the girl you love
and hold her tight so happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
and you'd say you belong to me, and ease my mind
Imagine how the world would be
so very fine, so happy together

I can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
When youre with me, baby the skies will be blue
for all my life

Me and you, and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
so happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
and you'd say you belong to me, and ease my mind
Imagine how the world would be
so very fine, so happy together

I can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
When youre with me, baby the skies will be blue
for all my life

I can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
When youre with me, baby the skies will be blue
for all my life

Call you up, ease my mind, ease my mind
EASE MY MIND

I can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies will be blue
for all my life

I can't see me loving nobody but you
for all my life
When youre with me, baby the skies will be blue
for all my life..

Babababadabababadababadababa
So happy together.
Babababadabababadababadababa
So happy together.
Babababadabababadababadababa
So how is the weather?
Babababadabababadababadababa
So happy together.
Babababadabababadababadababa

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

正版：



冏版：



歌詞：

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
I kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you’ve done me wrong
And I grew strong, I learned how to get along

And so you're back from outer space,
I just walked in to find you here with that, that look upon your face
I should have changed my fucking lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I’d have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Oh now go, walk out the door
Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I, I will survive
Yeah, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give,
I will survive

I will survive
Yeah, yeah...

(SOLO)

It took all the strength I had just not to fall apart,
I’m tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights just feelin' sorry for myself,
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high.

And you’ll see me with somebody new
I'm not that stupid little person still in love with you.
And so you thought you’d just drop by and you expect me to be free,
But now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me,

Oh now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now, you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh not I, I will survive
Yeah, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive,
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give,
I will survive

I will survive
Yeah, yeah…

Gone Daddy Gone - Gnarls Barkley

滿有趣的拍攝手法，可惜有點色情，現在我卻不喜歡，旋律倒還好。 :)



Lyric:

Beautiful girl, lovely dress,
High school smiles, oh yes,
Beautiful girl, lovely dress,
Where she is now I can only guess.

Cuz it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Its gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone away.

When I see you,
Eyes will turn blue,
When I see you,
A thousand eyes turning blue.

Cuz it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
It's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone away.

I can tell by the way that you,
Switch and walk,
And I can see by the way,
That you baby talk.
And I can know by the way that you,
Treat your man.
I can love you baby, 'til it's a crying.

It's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
It's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone away.

Beautiful girl, lovely dress,
Fifteen smiles, oh yes,
Beautiful girl, lovely dress,
Where she is now I can only guess.

Cuz it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
It's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone.
Yeah it's gone daddy gone,
The love is gone away.

Smiley Faces - Gnarls Barkley

Lyric:

[Verse]
What did you do? What did you say?
Did you walk - or did you run away?
Where are you now? Where have you been?
Did you go alone - or did you bring a friend?

[Hook #1]
I need to know this - cause I notice when you're smilin'
Out in the sun havin' fun and you're feelin' free
And I can tell you know how hard this life can be
But you keep on smilin' for me

[Verse]
What went right? What went wrong?
Was it the story - or was it the song?
Was it overnight - or did it take you long?
Was knowing your weakness what made you strong?

[Hook #2]
Or all the above - oh how I love to see you smilin'
And oh yeah - take a little pain just in case
You need something warm to embrace
To help you put on a smilin' face
Hey, put on a smilin' face

[Bridge]
Don't you go off into the new day with any doubt
Here's a summary of somethin' that you could smile about:
Say for instance, my girlfriend she bugs me all the time
But the irony of it all is that she loves me all the time

[Hook #3]
I want to be you - whenever I see you smilin'
Cause it's easily one of the hardest things to do
Your worries and fears become your friends
And they end up smilin' at you
Put on a smilin' face

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

節奏很棒的一首歌，連 MV 也很棒，我喜歡，ICRT playing~~ :)

Official: http://www.gnarlsbarkley.com/

Lyric:

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that face
Even your emotions had an echo in so much space

And when you're out there,without care
Yeah I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice

Come on now who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you
think you are, ha ha ha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control

well,
I think you're Crazy
I think you're Crazy
I think you're Crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to live their lives out on a limb
And all I remember is thinkin' I wanna be like them.

Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun
And there's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done

But maybe I'm Crazy
Maybe you're Crazy
Maybe we're Crazy
Possibly!

Police

好強啊~~~ :D

The PussyCat Dolls - Buttons (remix)

以後不讀書 就跟他們一樣作苦工

摘自： 批兔 JonathanJLiu


作者: lairabbit (小白狼) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 以後不讀書 就跟他們一樣作苦工
時間: Thu Nov 2 12:11:56 2006

前兩天跟組上的幹事一起去吃飯
因為幹事剛剛結婚
就有提到她老公的一些往事

他說有一次她老公還在唸博士班的時候
因為是唸工科的
所以難免要跟教授到外面做些實驗

有一回教授就帶著三四個博士班的學生一起在外面架器材
結果一個把拔騎著小50 前面載著一個小抵迪從旁邊經過

把拔：抵迪 你看 你要是不唸書 以後就像他們一樣在做苦工

音量還頗大聲的
讓在場博士班的學生還有教授一整個囧

三十五歲男人不應該做的事[詹仁雄]

在批兔看見的，好文！及時行善啊啊啊啊~~~ :D

摘自： PChome個人新聞台-Alejate

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【轉載自：C'est moi「是我」時尚流行雜誌十月號∕詹仁雄著】

三十五歲男人　不應該做的事
男人的兩百零五種脆弱

小時候　一直期待長大
因為可以抽煙喝酒　賭博　交女友　開車狂飆

一個人住　與朋友瞎混到天亮　和任性地亂花錢

在兩個月我就正式地成為三十五歲的熟男了
再也不能用實歲虛歲的花招來調整自己希望的年紀

我　就是三十五歲了

四捨五入就是四十歲

悲慘一些的講法　我是
國中女生眼中的歐吉桑

如今我一個人住　每天開時速可以到兩百五十公里的車上班
下班後　多的是一堆豬朋狗友和美眉等著我夜夜笙歌‥‥
如果我高興　提款卡總是有足夠的金額讓我揮霍

昨天我還接到銀行女專員甜美的電話　詢問我是否要辦無限卡
感覺自己似乎可以無限地

享樂

照理講　我小時候的願望大部分都實現了

然後呢？我快樂嗎？
老實講　我真的不知道‥‥

然後的問題最難瞭解

我現在大部分的人生和工作分不開

假日不是在家看錄影帶就是洗洗車擦擦地

戶外活動　主要的地點是華納威秀
我每天都在期待好萊塢的大牌明星和導演
能認真工作　我就不用冒險去看一些爛片

為什麼不去完成願望？

問得好！

因為我現在喝掛就要用兩天來補宿醉的體力
會痛苦地發我自己都不信的毒誓
(譬如再喝酒就剁手指斷腳筋之類的)
而且第二天朋友嘲笑我喝醉的糗態
也讓我悔意萬分

打個三圈麻將就手腳冰冷更別提熬夜

要發動車引擎　一定要確定目的地有停車位

至於美眉　如果要結婚的　必須考慮背景脾氣學歷品行
身體健不健康和家人喜不喜歡
不結婚的　就要看身材好不好　有不有趣
還有她的嘴巴緊不緊　或者會不會太認真

那些當年陪你失戀淋雨奔跑在大馬路的哥們
你心情不好的時候　沒人會支持你在淋雨或奔跑
他們會建議你在制服店或便服店做個選擇
而且　不會有人陪你到天亮
因為老婆會起疑

還有　我不曉得　我有錢要買什麼
貴的買不起　便宜的看不上
我失去我的消費能力
清楚地講　花錢並不能解決空虛

最重要的是　我所有的消遣不能讓人認為我玩物喪志
最好跟工作有關

很不自由　對嗎？
以上所有我不自由的原因
除了生理的限制外
只有一個　就是我三十五歲了
我是一個成年男人

成年男人有很多事是不能做的

成年男人必須莊重
成年男人必須實際
成年男人必須有固定的收入

這是責任也是義務如果你想做一個世俗眼光下稱職的優秀男人
如果你想通過社會標準
讓關心你的人不擔心‥‥

放棄浪漫和瘋狂籍貫是進入成人世界的前提‥‥
也許是我多心
但我實在看過太多太多抱著可愛人生觀的成年男性被為數眾多的歐吉桑圍剿的慘狀

甚至有些加害者是女性

整個社會對成年男性的期待
很緊張‥‥
這是社會集體教育男性重要的課程

因此　我謹慎地打拼工作
以全公司興亡為己任
以全家人過得好為目標

學著
難過不流淚
痛苦不出聲
孤單不害怕

動機非常單純

我只是想做好一個正確的成年男人

雖然　我到現在還體會不到打高爾夫球的樂趣
也實在喝不出十二年和十五年威士忌的差別
當然也無法說服自己用錢去買到愛情

漫畫比商業週刊吸引我
高興時會學周星馳的笑聲

看到百貨公司的電動玩具專櫃會分心
與老友見面喜歡比畫功夫招式
捉弄女同事仍是我上班最大樂趣

和喜歡的人在一起還會撒嬌‥‥

再兩個月就三十五歲了

我知道三十五歲的男人有些事是不能做的‥‥

我為努力　放棄一些習慣

做個大家認為的好的成年男人‥‥

我叫詹仁雄

上次這麼專心的寫我的名字

是考大學聯考的時候

我那時青春輪廓的線條

跟試紙上的簽名一樣清晰

你呢？
還年輕嗎？

我勸你大聲哭　大聲笑　大力地擁抱你愛的人

因為時間過去了　有些事你就得妥協了‥‥

【附註】
送給我最特別的好友、我的麻吉黑米，在你做出一般人都認為是瘋狂的決定時，我十分篤定地贊同並支持、以及祝福你，在三十五歲之前，請你一定要完成你的理想，尤其，你離那個日子還早。
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