Qoutes of Paint.NET

The following is a short shell script:

echo "I hop from site to site grabbing photos to edit in Paint.NET" |
 awk '{ print $1" "$10" "$8" "$11" "$8$2 }'

可見 M$ programmer 可不全都 VS series 的，因為 undergraduate courses 還是都會全部學到～

Opera Jobs

Taiwan FAE, Sales China and Taiwan

What is FAE
A Field Applications Engineer (FAE) is a technical sales engineer, typically found in the electronics or software industries.

朝這個目標邁進試看看!

Responsibilities

Participate in customer meetings
這要看什麼客戶了！ :P

Take initiative and ensure timely delivery of Opera to OEMs
厚厚！！ 看到這段就知道會有壓力！

Participate and contribute in all parts of the software delivery
了解產品後應該都可以衝！

Handle and analyse customer requests
嗯嗯，這個要來看商科怎麼做分析！

Requirements

Good knowledge of web standards
要知道哪些呢？ AJAX?

Drive and commitment to work in a highly dynamic environment
這個我覺得可以勝任！

BS or MS in Computer Science or equivalent
Yes, I am!

Strong C++ skills and firm understanding of object oriented programming
衝啊！多寫！多寫！

Experience with delivery, ideally for embedded devices
要求是？ Hmm...

Good working knowledge of business English
我要！我要！多看 HBR

Experience with development for and debugging of embedded systems
有，可是應該不足！

Strong character in handling customer requests
這個可以！

Fluency in written and spoken Chinese
哈哈！

Good communication skills to co-ordinate activities between customers and Oslo
溝通？對我來說輕而易舉！

Ideals (one or more)

Experience with Qtopia, Qt/e, GTK+, DirectFB or other graphical toolkits
衝！

Experienced with working in customer-facing roles
是沒經驗，不過可以嘗試！

3 years experience in UNIX /Linux programming or equivalent
他要的應該是 gcc + gdb + editor

Experience with international software delivery projects
這個倒沒有，因為都寫 English interface

Making Coffee with a Laser

我們這裡沒有 Laser，怎麼聚光！？

這台機器的出功好大，一下子就沸騰！

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/peripherals/the-most-geektastic-way-ever-to-make-coffee-246925.php

BOM with Unicode

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byte_Order_Mark


晚點補充解釋

Gimme Gimme Gimme - ABBA

與 Madonna Hang-Up 不同的是，ABBA 用盡和聲的技巧唱這首歌，不同的味道，嗯～～ 喜歡。 ^______^


Half past twelve
And I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Autumn winds
Blowing outside my window as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see the gloom
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Movie stars
Find the end of the rainbow, with a fortune to win
It's so different from the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V.
I open the window and I gaze into the night
But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight
There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight...

There's not a soul out there
No one to hear my prayer

Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day

Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting

哈哈哈哈～～～ 一直喊 util... delete 還有 fuck... 完成的時候一直 thank you or think you

XDDDDDD