2006/09/08

程式設計師的宿命?

1873 hil @ptt2


A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer programmer are arguing
about what they believe to be the oldest profession on the world.

The doctor says, 'In the Bible, we learn that God created Eve from a
rib taken from Adam. That clearly required surgery. I can rightly
claim, therefore, that mine is the oldest profession in the world.'

The civil engineer disagrees. 'Even earlier, in Genesis, we learn
that God created the order of heaven and earth out of chaos. That
was surely the first - and certainly the most spectacular -
application of civil engineering. Therefore, my friends, mine is
the oldest profession in the world.'

The computer programmer just leans back in his chair. Smiling
confidently, he says, 'Where do you think the chaos comes from?'

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